Pointless survey featuring profanity
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:: no
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated?:: 2 years
Ever been in a car wreck?:: yes; two that were both my fault
Were you popular in high school?:: No
Have you ever been on a blind date?:: No
Are looks important?:: sometimes
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:: fuck yeah; i have friends I've known for 20 years or more
By what age would you like to be married?:: How old do you think I am NOW??
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:: If I am sleeping with them it does
Have you ever made a mistake?:: frequently
Are you a good tipper?:: Yes. Very.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: LOL. More than $300 US
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:: Only as an adult, but sure.
Have you ever peed in public?:: not really, just like in the woods a few times
What song do you want played at your funeral?:: Fade Into You by Mazzy Star, Adagio for Strings
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:: Hell yes, and they'd be fine with it.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:: It'd probably depend on my mood.
Beatles or Stones?:: Beatles
Beer, wine or hard liquor?:: no, thanks
Do you have any phobias?:: quite a few
What are your plans for the future?:: getting out of debt, fixing my love life, having kids, owning a house and/or a boat, and helping a lot of people
Do you walk around the house naked?:: Normally I do, but it's been really cold for months so not for a while.
If you were an animal what would you be?:: Cat
Hair colour you like on someone you're dating?:: Brown
Would you rather be blind or deaf?:: Deaf
Do you have any special talents?:: Yep. Writing. Communicating with animals. I'm double jointed. I type ridiculously fast.
Do you like horror or comedy?:: I'm a slasher movie fan
Are you missing anyone?:: yep
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:: Oh, man. The list is long. Celebs include SMG, Britney, that girl who played Supergirl on Smallville, Reese Witherspoon, Hayden Panitierre, etc. (you probably see the pattern there). People i know IRL would include Nicola, Sam, Tori, and probably a bunch of others. Obviously I would be a really slutty lesbian, so it's good that i'm straight.
Where do you want to live when you are old?:: Hawaii maybe?
Who is the person you can count on the most?:: Myself.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:: Leonardo Dicaprio.
What did you dream last night?:: Don't remember.
What is your favourite sport to watch?:: Gymnastics or figure skating
Are you named after anyone?:: two TV characters from The Waltons
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?:: Pimms
Non alcoholic drink?:: Depends on my mood. Fizzy lemonade.
Have you ever been in love?:: Yes
Do you sing in the shower?:: More likely to talk, but sometimes.
Have you ever been arrested?:: No
What is your favourite Holiday?:: Easter
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: Yep, if i could afford it I'd get facial resurfacing, botox, restaline, lipo, facelift, bigger boobs, etc. etc.
Have you ever caught a fish?:: When I was about 6 I caught a little bass and my dad threw it back. I was terrified.
How do you flush the toilet in public? I just flush it. I'm not a pussy like that.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Always
Do you have a crush on someone? A few. I'm a total crush slut.
Name one thing you worry about running out of: M O N E Y
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? I don't really ever get compared to celebs. Occasionally I hear that I look a bit like SMG, which sends me into convulsions of ecstasy.
What is your favourite pizza topping? fresh tomatoes
Do you crack your knuckles? Yes
What song do you hate the most? Walk the Dinosaur. There are a few others, but that's in the top 3. Also Oh Girl by Paul Young. ICK
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? A little
What are your super powers? animal telepathy, and empathy
Peppermint or spearmint? I can't tell the difference
Where are your car keys? don't have a car
What's your most annoying habit? opening my mouth and saying just about anything - i am very annoying
Where did you last go on vacation? I live in London. My life is a vacation.
What is your best physical feature? my butt probably; though I'd like to think it's my face or hair
What CD is closest to you right now? I only own one CD and that was a Christmas gift. it's a mix CD.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? strawberry jam, butter-like spread and some sort of leftovers or food that has gone bad and needs to be thrown out; usually my fridge is nearly empty
What superstition do you believe/practise? I believe in signs
What colour are your bed sheets? blah
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? wouldn't really love to be either; I LOVE the sea but I want to say bird anyway
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? I don't drive here
What are your favourite sayings? Fuck; fuck yeah; shit yeah; dude
If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go? Back to tell myself and Andrew not to mess things up
What is your favourite Harrison Ford movie? Tough one! TOUGH one! The Fugitive.
What CD is in your stereo? I have neither.
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? see above
How many kids do you plan on having? 1-3
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? I can think of two guys I know personally I'd be very interested in kissing.
What do you do when no one is watching? Pick my nose and scratch myself
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? I really don't know. Allison Hannigan would be cool, though. Or SMG. Or Hayden P.
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? sleep
Coffee or Tea? yes, please
Favourite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? Depeche Mode, Nine Inch Nails, Barry Manilow (WHAT?!), Justin Timberlake
Do you talk to yourself? Frequently and often in public
Is there anything pink within 19 feet of you?: Most things within that distance are pink, yes
What is the last thing you had to drink?: Pepsi
What are you wearing right now?: black trousers, a black turtleneck, a pink blanket and a black cat
If a leprechaun stole your wallet, what would you do?: kick the shit out of him
Are you clean shaven?: as a whistle
If you were a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Um. Wesley?
Height/weight/ happy with it?: 5'4"/undisclosed/too fat
Brand of cereal?: Honey nut Cheerios at the moment, but I'm fickle
Candy bar?: mmmmmMMMMMMMMmmm Galaxy, Snickers, Kit Kat chunky, Twix - it depends on my mood
Disney princess?: Cinderella, tho my mom totally bogarted that one, so Belle
CD?: DON'T HAVE ANY FOR THE THIRD TIME
Board game?: Pictionary
Toothpaste brand?: don't remember
Planet?: PLUTO. Yeah, I said it!
Quote?: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Number?: even ones
Word?: lush
Childhood story?: No Flying in the House
Inside joke?: can't think of any
Scent?: roses?
Conformist or nonconformist?: depends on the context; I don't think about whether I'm 'conforming,' I just do what I believe is right
Ever kissed in the rain?: sure
Would you ever hug your parents in public?: Yes
Why is the world unfair?: Because it's run by human beings and we make mistakes sometimes and/or do bad stuff sometimes
Do you have problems with Canadians?: No
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: Not really
What do you dream about?: anxieties
Do you have a neopets account?: who???
Do you believe in God?: Very deeply
Karma?: Kinda
Pie or 3.14159....?: Both are integral to my life
Cough or sneeze?: Sneeze
Has anyone ever broken your heart?: Many times
Do you think of them as "the one that got away"?: No
What color are your underwear right now?: Light pink
3 people you trust with your life?: Me, Joe, Willow
Have any cool scars?: One on my neck from getting a gland removed; one on my belly button
What color are your toenails usually?: none
Closest thing to you that is yellow?: stuffed bunny toy
Closest framed picture to you?: wedding picture with me, Andrew and the minister
Do you play air guitar?: Never
Do you have a black dog?: No